Shipping Policy

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Discrete Shipping

We recognize that some may find the Thirsty Goose indicative of a discrete condition or issue. In order to ensure the comfort of our customers, products are sent in discrete packaging.

The packaging consists of black, unbranded bubble mailers or unbranded cardboard packaging.

US Domestic Shipping

Once pre order sales have closed. Most orders will be processed within 24 hours and may arrive within 2 to 10 days of your order confirmation.

International Shipping - Coming Soon

Coming Soon - Orders outside of the contiguous USA will see an elevated price to cover shipping, import and sales taxes in your country. 

See Refunds and Returns for more information on our policies.