FAQs

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What is the Thirsty Goose? 

The thirsty goose is a stylish, 1.2 liter, portable urinal designed for men. 

Its purpose is to allow men who urinate often to go about their daily activities without regular interruption. The Thirsty Goose is intentionally designed to be the cutest, sexiest most stylish urinal in the world to help defuse any stigma associated with the act.

Ok but why?

The Thirsty Goose was originally designed for those with disrupted sleeping patterns due to regular urination habits or medical conditions.

Throughout the design process we realized this product can be useful to many men who might engage in all kinds of activities weather or not they suffer from regular urination or not.

Who is it for?

Any male can use the Thirsty Goose weather its to help aid broken sleeping patterns, elderly, regular or irregular urinators, gamers, work from homers, work in the shedders, students, truckers, stuck in traffickers, long distance drivers, kids in the car, hobby pilots or just too lazy to get up the list goes on. 

How do I clean it?

Thoroughly rinse out with warm water and soap and leave to dry. 

Will it leak or smell?

The removable beak has a watertight connection when fitted to the body. Once connected the Thirsty Goose is completely smell and leak free.

How durable is it?

The body and beak are both very durable. It is designed to be dropped, knocked, fall, and tucked under seats and beds without breaking or spilling that precious liquid.

Can I return it if I don't like it?

Of course. We have a 30 day return policy as long as the product isn't used, it can be returned within 30 days of date of receival.

How long will it take to receive my purchase?

We will process your order within 3 days of receipt of your order. The delivery times are based on your location around America. See shipping policy for more info.

Can I use it as a drink bottle or other liquid carrying device?

We don't recommend it, as the device was not designed for that use.